J. Robert King


Fooling None of the People

When I grew up, there was an old expression: “You can fool all of the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.”

I declare that expression dead, along with the expression, “Photos don’t lie.”

Of course photos lie. Everyone knows this. The first question we ask is “was it Photoshopped?”

In the same way, all the fabricated crap of our modern age has made people much more wary, much harder to fool. Any person with a mind has learned to evaluate the information, to cross-check it, to use reason.

When I was growing up, people used to trust whatever they saw “in print.” Now that most of what appears in print is garbage, we all have to learn to sift through the garbage to find what’s true.

It’s about time. This human species–which for hundreds of thousands of years has had to adapt to an ever-changing world–needs to learn now how to dwell on a landscape piled high with informational garbage.

We can do it. Walter Cronkite is no longer here to tell us what to think. Now it’s Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann, and heaven help anyone who believes a word from their mouths.

Let these rabid pundits make us immune to rabit punditry. Let us have so much of them that we learn to think for ourselves.

Our current 24/7 culture of lies and celebrated ignorance can either kill us or, through its innoculating effects, save us.

Those who stop listening and start thinking will be saved. The rest will die.

I feel bad for them, I really do, but I also look forward to a time when you can fool none of the people none of the time. And maybe to reach that time, we have to pass through this current age of rampant bullshit.

September 22nd, 2009
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2 Responses to “Fooling None of the People”

  1. Don Schiewer Says:

    I am with you .. mostly. Saying Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann are equally un-trust-worthy rubs me the wrong way though. Yes, Keith is just as ego-maniacal and biased.. but the size of the lies they actually tell cannot even be compared.

    I listen to both of them (sometimes) precisely to compare and contrast what they have to say with all the other information I have at my disposal. Glenn Beck is clearly the one full of the most bullshit.

    I agree that even someone like Chris Matthews is not really adding much to the conversion.. except that he at least questions those who really are making policy.

  2. admin Says:

    I take your point, Don. There is certainly a qualitative difference in the level of bullshit. Even so, Keith’s raving cheapens the liberal position just as Glenn’s raving cheapens the conservative one. As far as I’m concerned, these guys aren’t pundits. They’re entertainers. They’re Jerry Springer.

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