J. Robert King

I’m in the Army Now!

angryrobotarmybanner[1]My former human friends, I have joined the Robot Army, and I must warn you that we metallic mechanisms are a bit miffed. Put out. Peeved. Confusticated. Cheesed off. If we had panties, they would be in the biggest, tightest bundle you can imagine, but we don’t even have panties, which is one of the things that makes us really Angry Robots.

The only way to avoid our wrath is to join us.

Remember, some of us know how to exterminate. Even the editors know how to delete. And our chief protocol droid was built by the young Darth Vader.

So join us or die.

Oh, and you’ll get some nice graft, as well.

October 9th, 2009
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